I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think my vagina is haunted
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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