i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Found your dick twin last night
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
