when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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