Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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