oh god the rape fog is back!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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