Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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