at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Randomize
