I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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