This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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