so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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