I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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