True but thats because hes a fetus.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize