Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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