strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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