Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wish life had little blips of pornography
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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