Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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