D3 body, D1 cock
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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