Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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