Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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