I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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