He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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