He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm passing your future prison.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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