He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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