just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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