Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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