I'd wear matching sweaters with you
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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