return my video game
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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