oh god the rape fog is back!
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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