shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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