butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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