I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The Olympian is in my bed
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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