Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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