I'm so fucking centered right now
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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