You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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