Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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