this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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