The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
it's like iHOP with fire
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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