I wannas sexs uuuuu
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
