shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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