You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
tell me about the fingering
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