He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
