Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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