dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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