you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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