her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I faked an abortion last night.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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