who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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