he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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