I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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