Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
