She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
This toilet bowl is my home.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
