i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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