covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she smelled like a LAN party
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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